sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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