That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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