Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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