I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize
