'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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