Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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