Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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