I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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