Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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