But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize
