Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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