White coat. Heels.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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