there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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