I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I cannot find my penis.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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