just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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