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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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