I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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