Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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