How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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