he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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