she was so not down for the gang bang
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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