My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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