I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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