fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
you had me at cake vodka
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
