She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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