Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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