Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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