oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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