What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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