we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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