i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We are two peas in an std pod
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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