Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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