just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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