is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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