Don't you send me to vm
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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