i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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