But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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