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another moral hangover. fuck.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.

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(970): View more from Colorado

she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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He just wants an even tan

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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