when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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