make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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