wake up i wanna do it froggy style
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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