Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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