I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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