he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
