Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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