Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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