I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
