Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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