hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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