when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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